Alright, Ladies, I’m not going to dilly-dally around for you, and I don’t care if I hurt your feelings! If you can finish this article, I am pretty sure it will change your life. If you think that God gave you that beautiful body (yes, your body is beautiful and your partner thinks so as well) to keep to yourself, you are Wrong! 

What you ladies don’t do with that beautiful lady brain when it comes to men and the so, so easy task of keeping them is USE IT. They aren’t trying to annoy you; think of an animal when it comes to sex. You have all the power, and they know it! Listen to me, kitten: keeping them so very happy is easier than you think. 

So, you want to know what to do with that insatiable monster of yours?

Keep him satisfied! Like, seriously, women sex is not a reward nor a punishment. Fellatio is the easiest, most selfless act you can do for your hot hunka-hunka burning love. It really is as simple as 1,2,3.

1. Please him! (Honestly, girl, you know it doesn’t take that long)
2. FEED HIM (treat your man, WOMAN)
3. Be FAIR. (Mind games, manipulation, cold-shoulder, cat and mouse, money-grubbing, tit for tat, waiting games, grudge holding it’s all ridiculous. 

Seriously, at what point in your life are you going to wake up and smell the pheromones?

Going back to #3 in the above text. Let’s break it down; shall we?

Men, for the most part, are very docile and easy to train; creatures of habit. They are not sitting over there pondering the fate of mankind; like, seriously, if you look over and your man looks like he is contemplating the space-time continuum. I guarantee you he’s thinking about sex, making a sandwich, or how to finish the last level of his video game; 99% of the time that is exactly what he is doing.

We lady-birds overanalyze everything. I am in no way diminishing Men’s Intelligence. I am only passing my knowledge on to you. Men work HARD; They want to be appreciated for that. Tell them you appreciate them, tell them you respect them, show them you respect them. Believe me, it matters. When Men come home from work, do you think they want to have a 90-minute conversation about Karen and how she ruined your day? NO! I don’t want to either. Call your gossip girl on the way home and get that nonsense out of your system before you get home. That is what mothers, sisters, and best friends are for! 

I am just going to tell you right now: being intimate with your partner is wonderful. If you are.in love with your person, then sex is not a chore, inconvenience, or misery. It’s important to learn early on, during your honeymoon phase, how to please one another. Your intimacy will blossom, and you will not see it as a task to be endured, or a chore to get done.

Most importantly, never fake it. Never fake it and give a man a false sense of security! If your intimacy is genuine, he wants you pleased as much as he wants it for himself, sometimes more. If you choose to live that lie, then that’s on you, butterfly. Believe me, they don’t want to disappoint you, and some get embarrassed, especially if you have the hard task of telling them they have been doing it wrong. Sex should be fun, frisky, exciting, and climactic for you both! Explore together, and remember that making love strengthens your relationship and your love for one another. 

I am going to be brutally honest with you. When I am canoodling with my husband, it is amazing, incredible, and fantastic for us both. It doesn’t always come naturally, but if you put in the effort, it will be the key to a satisfying, mutually loving relationship. Believe what you want; a healthy, loving, committed relationship doesn’t run off of sunshine and rainbows!  I will encourage you to be honest if you don’t enjoy sex; if you put in the effort and fix it, that will change. If you don’t want to please one another and you don’t want sex, something is horribly broken. Fix it or move on! 

I have a way different outlook when it comes to men than most women; I believe it’s because I was a Daddy’s girl and my first three siblings were boys. It gave me a bird’s-eye view of the man-brain. I would hear the fights and the carnage after, with my brothers wondering, “What just happened?” You loveless, jealous wives or partners have no idea how many times your man asks himself that.

Going back to my #3 point. Don’t overthink or analyze every single oversight, quiet moment, or delayed text. More often than not, there is a plausible explanation, and catch this, ladies: “It’s true.”  Jealousy does not look good on you. Mistrust, false accusations, pettiness, and neglect are a sure-fire way to ruin your marriage/partnership. Women’s empowerment and depriving your spouse of love and affection will ensure your relationship ends. I am telling you, unless you have already pushed them to the limit, used sex and intimacy as a prize or punishment, and caused them to step out of line. It’s not that serious; Lighten up, Princess. 

If you happen to have a bad guy, just listen up; THEY DON’T CHANGE! EVER! NOT ONCE should you TOLERATE being hit! Move on and cut your losses. RANT OVER.

So I will leave you with my lifelong routine, and you can use it, or you can live a lifetime of subpar affection. Mediocrity is unacceptable. 

Morning sex is a necessity. Send him off to conquer the world with a smile on his face, and his heart feeling loved. Trust me, he will think of you all day. Send him some love texts, a sext, or a flirty pic. If you’re on his mind and he is thinking of you, there is no room for anyone else or need for jealousy. Love is a gift.

Now, when you get home from work, and they are playing their guitar or video games, just think: if you were sitting in zen, getting a massage or pedicure, and someone comes in squawking like a Pterodactyl and messing up your peace, how would you feel? Mad? Well, guess what, cupcake; that is exactly what you just did to him. 

Everyone needs to come down from their day; Adulting is hard!

Once you guys decide on dinner without the 2 hours of “I don’t know, what do you want,” etc., etc.  Now, have about a 15-minute conversation with highlights of your day. Clean up, Snuggle, watch a movie, steal some kisses. BTW, NEVER, EVER STOP KISSING. Like seriously, why would you? That is the most intimate part of feelings, emotion, and real connection. 

Lance never went a day of our lives together without telling me a dozen times a day that he loves me and holding my hand every night. He loved me, and he didn’t just tell me to convince me; he showed me every single day. 

Now, go to bed, make out, keep that heart fluttering for one another. People in love have no room in their lives, hearts, or stamina for anyone else. A healthy, loving relationship empowers you and builds trust. Trust me, you get what you give. Believe me,  I never meant for you to be the only GIVER, and you will not be if you are as eager for him as he is for you. Believe me, you’ll feel some frustration if you truly haven’t put in the effort, and there may be awkward moments.  With a long-term relationship, it only gets better once both your bodies know how to work together. 

Men want to be loved, respected, and appreciated. I know that in today’s world, most homes are two-income, and appreciation should be mutual, but you must realize men are still primal. They still feel like hunters and gatherers, and they often go off to work in far more laborious jobs than women; they want to feel appreciated for bringing home the bacon. 

They also are huge babies when they are sick and want to be cared for. This is why women give birth: we are stronger, and we do more for the household. I assure you this will not go unnoticed if you respect and honor each other. You will have a loving, fulfilling relationship full of intimacy and faithfulness. 

I promise you, if you apply those 3 simple tasks to your relationship, your hearts will be beating in unison, and your love and respect will grow stronger!

I watched my parents love each other my whole life, and I was blessed to get 12 years with my person and truly know what true love is. Loving someone and giving yourself to them isn’t a sacrifice; it’s a gift.